See that tab up there (↑) that says "Don't Look"? I know you know which one. It's okay. You can admit it. I know you've looked.
Well, I'm sure you won't be surprised to hear that I'm getting a little tired of David Hasselhoff in a speedo. *gasp* I know!
But, I need your help, Viewers. I need you to troll the internet and find something new to put there. It has to be something that people don't want to see, but just can't help themselves. But, remember, my mother reads this blog, and so do my in-laws (and I'm not sure they're entirely convinced that they should keep me around yet...), so BE NICE. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Lin.)
Post your submission in the comment section below. I'll take them until I don't want to take them anymore - it may be a week, it may be two weeks, it may be a day. I'll let you know what I decide later. Deal with it - my blog, my rules.
But, I do have a VIEW FINDER for the winning submission! (Get it? VIEW finder? I know. So clever. Oh, stop. You're embarrassing me.) And, this isn't just your run-of-the-mill view finder (only because I couldn't
find a run-of-the-mill-view finder...), this is a
Toy Story 3 view finder/binocular combo. That's right. You heard me. You may take a moment to catch your breath.
Better? Okay, then. Get those search engines working, Viewers. On your mark. Get set. GO!
WARNING: If you have the winning entry and give me your address so I can send your prize, there is every chance all four Johnsons will show up, unannounced, on your porch some evening looking for dinner. We're like stray cats that way. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Update: WE HAVE A WINNER! Go check out the tab to see the latest update.
