We have a winner! Thanks for your help, RunMom. To be honest, my kids' hysterical laughter over the ending was what nudged your submission into the frontrunner position. Congrats!
I'll send your prize asap - and when you send your address, if you could also let us know what night is "Chicken Night", the Johnsons will see you for dinner!
For everyone else, I promise to try to change the page around the first of the month. So, go check it out occasionally to be delighted and horrified!