I showed yesterday's post to my mom. I thought she would think it was funny since she was present for the entire horrifying sandwich discussion.
Now, a little side note: You can pretty much rest assured that I don't point posts out to people unless I think they will elicit a response like, "Oh, you're so clever and witty." (Or something equally appropriate, possibly and preferably involving the word "brilliant".)
Back to the story: I handed my mom the post. She read it and said, "They were yellow peppers."
Oh. Ummm... I stand corrected?