My stepdad was pleased as punch because he made lunch for himself and got to make one of his favorite sandwiches!
It was vienna sausages. Yikes!
On white bread. Ewwww.
With lots of yellow mustard spread on both pieces of bread. Ok...
And dill pickles. I think I just threw up a little bit.
Green peppers. How does it keep getting worse?!
Tomatoes and lettuce. For the love of mercy.
I didn't know something like this could exist outside the realm of a nightmare.
Unfortunately, this is the second time I've heard a sandwich horror story in two days. You know, they say these things always happen in threes. So, go ahead, tell me about your gross sandwich so I can just get it over with.