Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Time to change the "Don't Look" Page

See that tab up there (↑) that says "Don't Look"? I know you know which one. It's okay. You can admit it. I know you've looked.

Well, I'm sure you won't be surprised to hear that I'm getting a little tired of David Hasselhoff in a speedo. *gasp* I know!

But, I need your help, Viewers. I need you to troll the internet and find something new to put there. It has to be something that people don't want to see, but just can't help themselves. But, remember, my mother reads this blog, and so do my in-laws (and I'm not sure they're entirely convinced that they should keep me around yet...), so BE NICE. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Lin.)

Post your submission in the comment section below. I'll take them until I don't want to take them anymore - it may be a week, it may be two weeks, it may be a day. I'll let you know what I decide later. Deal with it - my blog, my rules.

But, I do have a VIEW FINDER for the winning submission! (Get it? VIEW finder? I know. So clever. Oh, stop. You're embarrassing me.) And, this isn't just your run-of-the-mill view finder (only because I couldn't find a run-of-the-mill-view finder...), this is a Toy Story 3 view finder/binocular combo. That's right. You heard me. You may take a moment to catch your breath.

Better? Okay, then. Get those search engines working, Viewers. On your mark. Get set. GO!

WARNING: If you have the winning entry and give me your address so I can send your prize, there is every chance all four Johnsons will show up, unannounced, on your porch some evening looking for dinner. We're like stray cats that way. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Update:  WE HAVE A WINNER!  Go check out the tab to see the latest update.


Lin Humphrey said...

Here are my submissions, but I'm bewildered as to why you'd question the tastefulness of my ideas.

1) Cazwell's I seen Beyonce at Burger King (she ordered two cheese burgers and onion rings; she got a chocolate shake and a side of fries, chicken strips with apple pies). A modern work of art celebrating one of my muses and tasty burger treats

2) Pander to our Michigan friends with the majesty and wonder of the the Ypsilanti Water Tower.

Lin Humphrey said...

Oh, and the link to the Beyonce video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZm9SfGgSU

Ali said...

well done, lin. well done. i think you've intimidated anyone else from making a submission.

come on, guys. don't be scared. i promise not to show Lin any undue favoritism.

Mandi said...

For some reason the Wal Mart pictures never get boring to me. And SO many to choose from! Just as long as *I* am not in any of them.

Ali said...

oh, that's good, mandi. that's very, very good.

RunMom said...

Here's one that will totally get people. It's a HUGE snake. HUGE. Can not imagine finding that sucker in my backyard (or wherever exactly these people happen to be) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6VhNCKw5Q

Ali said...

DANG IT, RunMom! i KNEW what was coming and i still jumped. but, on the bright side, my kids thought the laughing was HYSTERICAL!

Lin Humphrey said...

I've got competition *digging out the ice cream truck video*

jacki said...

Oh please, please, please, post the water tower picture. I am missing my friends and my beloved water tower.

Ali said...

lin. no. i said, no!

jacki - it IS a good one.

Ali said...

ok! the johnson children have spoken. their hysterical laughter over the ending of RunMom's submission pushed her just ahead of all of the rest of your awesomeness. thanks so much to everyone for playing. you guys are the greatest! (and, if i use your submission in subsequent months, i promise to send you a prize, too - although, i can't promise it'll be a supercool Toy Story View Finder!)


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