Friday, December 03, 2010

Parenting FAIL

I let the kids have apple slices from Sonic.

...with caramel dipping sauce.

...IN THE CAR.

Parenting FAIL.

When Spence's flew off of his knee and landed on the seat in between Elizabeth and him, I began to suspect that I had made a bad choice.

When we arrived at violin lessons and Spence was crying because his hands were sticky (Elizabeth's hands were sticky, too - she was just blissfully unconcerned about it), I knew that I could no longer trust my own judgement.

The final carnage count: Everyone had it on their hands; Spencer had dripped it down his shirt; and Elizabeth had desecrated her car seat (amazingly, my one act of foresight - the napkin draped over Elizabeth's shirt - had worked just as I had intended and her clothes were caramel-free). The backseat had half a container pooled on it. And, the Travel Bingo will probably never be the same.

Spencer heard me telling the violin teacher of my gross misjudgment and later used my own words against me when he said, "You really have no one to blame but yourself."

I believe I showed great restraint by not calling him a jerk.


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If there's one thing I love about blogging, learning from others. That is definitely going in my don't ever do it book :) Hope you were able to get the stickiness cleaned up.
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i am so glad you are able to learn from my mistake, roxanne! and, yes, i got it cleaned up. my next post will be about how much i love clorox wipes...
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Can you wrap them in plastic before you go anywhere? Just a thought. I should really do that myself, as I chunk of cheeseburger just fell on my chest and now I have melted cheese on my shirt that I have no plans of washing anytime soon. It's Saturday and all.
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ummm. kathy? correct me if i'm wrong. but, did you send this message before 8am on saturday? can i come to you house - where clearly it is acceptable to eat cheeseburgers at all hours of the day?! i'll bring the full-coverage plastic wrap!
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Awww. And I would say, in my best teacher voice, 'use this as a teachable moment for yourself, Ali, and go get yourself a hard drink.'
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i'm sorry jamie. could you repeat that? all i heard was "get yourself a hard drink," but i don't think that was the point you were trying to make...
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I am so anal I prefer my kids go hungry over eating in the car. They are nearly 8, though, so we are getting along just fine.
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