The View from The Johnsons: Truth in Advertising

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Truth in Advertising

I got an email about an end-of-season swimsuit sale. It included this little gem:

Um? Really? I don't think it's this girl's swim top that's doing the enhancing. I think it's her plastic surgeon.

(And, to all my heterosexual male readers out there: You're welcome.)

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MArcy · 714 weeks ago

They totally photo-shopped her head on my body!!!!!!!!!! You call it "Truth in Advertising", I call it FALSE advertising! I am calling my lawyer.....

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Ali_Johnson 80p · 714 weeks ago

i KNEW i recognized that body! (oh, wait. that just sounded creepy...)
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dannyholwerda 34p · 714 weeks ago

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can hardly even notice the boobs in this picture because her weird bony-ass shoulder is freaking me out.
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Ali_Johnson 80p · 714 weeks ago

ewwww. now it's freaking me out, too! damn it.
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sparkling74 · 714 weeks ago

You hardly notice the heavy duty straps holding those knockers up, what with that pretty METAL DECORATION on the straps!! Who wants enhancements like that???
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Ali_Johnson 80p · 713 weeks ago

oh my gosh, sparkling! that is hysterical! i didn't even notice those.
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