- Never cut an apple with the same knife you just used to cut an onion - unless you really like the taste of onion-apple.
- Never touch a broiler pan that is in a 400 degree oven with your bare flesh - unless you're in to skin markings.
- Never put your face directly in front of the opening oven door - unless you want to know what it's like for your mascara to melt your eyelashes together.
- Always wear your hair tied back while baking - unless you want to feed hair to your family.
- Never cut with a dull knife - unless you like getting stitches.
- Never rub your eyes after cutting a jalapeño - really, NEVER. No "unless" or anything.
- Metal really can't go in the microwave.
- Always lick the bowl.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
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Never use the wooden spoon that you're currently using to stir the boiling, melting praline sauce to taste test the sauce & make sure that it tastes yummy. You won't be able to taste the praline sauce or even eat it when it's time for dessert. Yep, been there; done that.
Yeah, I'll concur on the jalapeño thing for sure.
My fave is the last one ;)
May I add on the jalapeno comment, if you're a guy, after cutting jalapenos, don't go to the bathroom without washing your hands first.
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