Spencer was playing with a Super Bouncy Ball. He called out, "Mom! My ball just went in a cup." What? Oh! By "cup" you mean "crystal glass". I see.
(This incident is also known as "The day a miracle
super-ball-bounce saved Spencer Johnson's life.")
Shawn and I were finally putting the house back together from a couples baby shower we threw this weekend. (Don't judge - it had only been four days.) As I was walking toward our bedroom (past the same bar where the "miracle bounce" occurred), Shawn said, "Hey babe? Can you please put these Tums* away when you walk by the bathroom?" Sure. I turned so he could throw them to me and...
Truly, we have a logic defying sunroom.
*That's what a rockin' good party the Johnsons throw - so good that people get indigestion! And, yes, yes. Technically, they are not "Tums". They are Equate brand Antacid Tablets. See also: Ali is cheap.