I would much rather maintain my weight by obsessively controlling the number of calories I consume. I know, I know, this is not the healthiest of habits. I'm also aware that I probably have the bone density of an 88-year-old woman.
But, things are starting to settle and bulge in ways that they shouldn't. I have a sneaking suspicion that only muscle definition will put these things back where they belong - either that or a complicated hoist and pulley system.
So, I need to join a gym. Or take a walk. Here and now I'm making a resolution. I'm resolving to start thinking about exercising.